Wednesday, April 6, 2005

100 Facts I Know About Me - #65-#100

The final installment of our drama...

65.I love rainy days more than sunny days.
66. My favorite season is fall, followed by spring, winter and summer.
67. My favorite holidays are Halloween and New Year’s Eve.
68. I’m not a particularly big fan of Christmas.
69. I’m terribly afraid of snakes, although my biggest fear is being alone.
70. The last time I cried was over an episode of “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.”
71. The time before that was when I was leaving Nashville.
72. The last time I yelled at someone was an argument with my ex-boyfriend.
73. I invented a beverage in college with Hawaiian Punch and Southern Comfort. I called it an Aloha Ya’ll. What? You’ve never heard of it?
74. I have a recurring dream that I haven’t been to Spanish class all semester.
75. Over this past weekend, I purchased a skydiving trip in a silent auction. Imagine the squeals.
76. Apples are my favorite fruits. Bananas are my least favorites.
77. Some of my favorite porn stars are Kent Larson, Tag Adams, Jason Branch, Danny Vox and Zak Spears (pre-shaved head). What? You don’t have favorite porn stars?
78. Some of the songs that almost ALWAYS bring a tear to my eye are: Moon River by Henry Mancini; Midnight Train to Georgia by Gladys Knight & The Pips; When She Loved Me by Sarah McLachlan; Superman by Five for Fighting; and Someday We’ll Be Together by Diana Ross & The Supremes.
79. I love the smells of patchouli (hippy stink), clean sheets, that perfect combination of sweat, beer, smoke, cologne and Big Red gum, the air right before a rain, the rain on hot pavement, the wind off the ocean, and wood smoke on a cold winter’s day.
80. I am the quintessential Libra.
81. I have a tattoo of the Libra pictogram just above the crack of my ass on my lower back
82. I had my left ear pierced in college. The hole is still there.
83. Ice cream, Chips Ahoy! cookies and milk, homemade chili cheese fries and Krystal burgers at 3 a.m. are the ultimate in guilty pleasures
84. In my gay goddess pantheon, there would be Dolly Parton (as the goddess of home and hearth), Madonna (as the goddess of love, desire and fertility), Oprah Winfrey (as the goddess of communication), Cher (as the goddess of longevity), Barbra Streisand (as the goddess of war and wisdom), Whitney Houston (as the goddess fallen from grace) and Deborah Cox (as the goddess of knowing how a girl/gay boy feels).
85. I want to be cremated when I die. Although I don’t know where my ashes will go. Although I think it would be great for my friends to rent a house on the Outer Banks for week and scatter my ashes in the wind near Cape Hatteras Lighthouse.
86. I prefer Diet Coke over Coke.
87. Some of the movies that make me cry are: Steel Magnolias; Moulin Rouge; My Girl; and, It’s My Party. I’m a sucker for melodrama.
88. I own five different kinds of cockrings.

89. Eros Bodyglide is my favorite lube.
90. If I could be any animal, I’d be a horse.
91. One day I want to visit England, and pass myself off as a British bohemian.
92. My favorite flavor of ice cream is rocky road.
93. I make a mean homemade ice cream – sweet potato pie.
94. Techno music makes me horny.
95. My friends are my family – Hotass, Jeff & Goose, Dooooglas, T-man, Ethan, The Godfather, Dynamic Duo, Virginia, Amy, Kimdog, Virginia and Tinkerbell. One Christmas, we will all be together and the world will collapse upon itself.
96. I’ve decided that my life’s motto is “do what you gotta do.”
97. I live above a liquor store. Is that bad?
98. If I could quit my job and do anything in the world, I’d retire to Key West and be an artist and an a writer. (Translation: I'd be an eccentric drunk.)
99. I think the greatest joy in the world is being surrounded by people you love and who love you. At least I think this today. This one is subject to change
100. I am me, and no one else. The rest is still unwritten.

4 comments:

pork and shellfish said...

Pork and shellfish think you're just great! P&S LOVE Halloween - the dressing up, the Fall weather, the pumpkin carving.

The last time we cried was during Lost, last night, when Boone died. P&S wept like babies.

Kim said...

I am serious about this... let's all chip in and get a fucking big beach house somewhere. The Outer Banks? Then we can all eat ice cream and Krystals, drink Aloha Y'alls and cry over Extreme Home Makeover and Steele Magnolias together. I swear James, I never knew we had so much in common.

And if you become pagan, that really can be your pantheon ;)

Dustin said...

I feel honored to make the list of family and friends...and i have no idea what the hell "Pork and Shellfish" is... *grin*

Char said...

I feel so privledged to make the friends list!!!!!! *Smoochies*

My friends are my family too. I would have been insane for the past 5+ years if it had not been for my friends.

I cry over Extreme Home Makeover every single week.

And I'm all for renting a big ole house on the Outer Banks.. :)