Further Stories from the WTF Department

Story #1: The fiance of a former employee called me this morning, asking to borrow money to take said former employee off on a weekend trip because "she's been working so hard lately."

And there is this item from the Associate Press:

SYDNEY, Australia - A man shocked authorities after he released so much static electricity from his jacket, he left burn marks in the carpet of a business.

Fire officials in Victoria state said the man, Frank Clewer, had built up at least 30,000 volts of static electricity in his jacket simply by walking around the city of Warrnambool, according to a report by the Australian Broadcasting Corp.

He received his first shock when he walked into a local business Thursday afternoon. "It sounded almost like a firecracker or something like that," Clewer told the ABC.

Burns less than an inch in diameter were left on the carpet where he had been standing, the report said. ABC did not say if Clewer was injured.

Fire officials evacuated the building, fearing the incident might trigger electrical problems, but let Clewer go, the report said.

When he got in his car, Clewer's problems continued.

"I actually scorched a piece of plastic I had on the floor of the car," he said.

Fire officials took Clewer's jacket and said it continued to give off voltage.

And in further shocking news.

Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Split. After four months of marriage, Renee and Kenny have filed for annullment. Renee cites "fraud" but didn't elaborate. Well, of course it was fraud. Kenny was trying to make her believe he was heterosexual.