Tuesday, July 5, 2005

Happy Fifth of July

It's 3:45 a.m. on the fifth of July, and I have the worst case of insomnia I've ever had. Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that every time I close my eyes, my stomach cramps and gurgles, and my guts start to get their booty flu on. I've read for several hours and have taken Tylenol PM, but everytime I get comfortable and nearly asleep, I have to make a mad dash to the potty.

I'm actually going to take a real-live sick day.

1 comment:

Dustin said...

booty flu...ick...

feel better, toots.