100 Facts I Know About Me...#1-#30

In my efforts to be more forthcoming, I thought I'd follow the example set forth by other great bloggers and do my list of 100 facts that I know about me.

1. My middle name is Randall.
2. I had a babysitter when I was just a toddler who liked to take me riding on her motorcycle. Without my parents knowledge. Until I ratted her out.
3. At about the same age, my older brother convinced me he was a witch doctor and made voodoo dolls out of paper towels in my image.
4. I once watched my mother threaten to kill herself by holding a butcher knife to her stomach.
5. I've had glasses since I was two.
6. I've always lived in Tennessee, except for a six month period after my parents divorced, when I lived in Toledo, Ohio.
7. We moved to Ohio so my mother could have a baby, my half-sister that was put up for adoption.
8. When my father remarried the first time, I despised my new step-brother.
9. That marriage lasted less than a year, but not before I got a kick-ass bicycle for Christmas.
10. Despite my mother's mistakes and faults, I think she's one of the strongest women to ever walk the face of the earth.
11. My mother never remarried but she dated a bigoted man for 12 years that I eventually grew to despise too.
12. My brother is 11 years older than me, and we've never been close.
13. I never dated anyone in high school, although I had a huge crush on a girl named Sandy.
14. I had my first sexual experience with a guy, my best friend from high school, before I even kissed a girl.
15. The guy is still one of my very best friends today. And, no, it isn't HotAss.
16. HotAss and I have never had sex. Eww.
17. I've never had full-blown intercourse with a girl.
18. My first sexual experience with a girl was with a trashy girl named Dana. She attempted to blow me in the backseat of a car but I could never get hard.
19. In my junior year of high school, I had a role as Hannibal in The Curious Savage. I thought I had found my calling. I was wrong.
20. I graduated high school in 1990.
21. I went to the University of Tennessee at Martin, the first person in my family to attend college.
22. I started as a communications major, and finished as a communications major. Although there were a few brief stints as an English major and a theatre major.
23. I played Dungeons and Dragons religiously my freshman year. I quit when I found myself wishing I could throw a fireball at my professor.
24. In October of my freshman year at college, I dated the first of three girls I ever dated in my lifetime. I thought she might have been the one. I was wrong.
25. She came home with me at Christmas and over spring break. I would have had sex with her over spring break but we didn't have a condom. And it would have been my luck that she would have gotten pregnant.
26. It ended when she cheated on me a few weeks later. With a fellow I had been playing D&D with.
27. A week later, I started dating the second girl I thought that might be the one. Again, I was wrong.
28. The whole time I was dating girls, I was having sex with my roommate. See #14 and #15. Yeah, we went to college together.
29. I was bisexual for about four hours, and decide I couldn't live the lie anymore.
30. I started my coming out process when my roommate pinned me on the bed with his knees on my shoulders, and told me that I was gay, and I knew it, and I wouldn't be happy until I admitted it.

To be continued...