Willy Nagin and the Chocolate Factory

In a year of political retardation and what-the-fuck's, New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin's comments about a "chocolate city" might be the sweetest one to come along in months.

"How do you make chocolate? You take dark chocolate, you mix it with white milk, and it becomes a delicious drink. That is the chocolate I am talking about," he said. "New Orleans was a chocolate city before Katrina. It is going to be a chocolate city after. How is that divisive? It is white and black working together, coming together and making something special."

And what did the fucktard New Orleans resident have to say on CNN?

"He used the wrong dairy product to describe us. We're more Neapolitan, not chocolate," Gerhold said. "It doesn't do the city any kind of justice."

Apparently he didn't remember Rocky Road or pistachio. Because there are more than enough nuts.