Today, I killed some time by wandering aimlessly through Bookstar, but the last thing I need is a new book. I have a stack of books from my Insightout Books subscription that I still need to read. And before the trip to Vegas, I picked up an Oprah's Book Club selection, A Million Little Pieces, that I'm still working on.So I obviously don't need reading material. Apparently what I needed was eye-candy.
From the top row of the magazine rack, peering through the plastic wrap, Todd Maxwell caught my eye, gracing the cover of Unzipped magazine.
Holy Ave Freakin' Maria, full of grace and sweet mother of Jesus H. Christ Superstar.
I really can say that I also bought the magazine for the articles. Such riveting journalism as "COLT Man Dean Phoenix Ponders Life Beyond Porn" and "Handy Tips for a Better Self-Orgasm."
And I really did read the article about Mr. Maxwell. Six feet tall. A beefy 210 pounds. Attended Cornell and got a degree in sociology and history. Laid off from a job as a schoolteacher (Can you imagine having Mr. Maxwell for third period world history class?), he found a job in porn.
And then I read...
"...Maxwell is what his fellow performers classify as a 'power bottom.'"
WTF?
Nevertheless, I'm only mildly disappointed.
2 comments:
Um... bear with me (no pun intended) while I try to recall a conversation that was had (not sure where) about tops and bottoms (was this convo at Scott's house by the pool?)
Uh... Can't a bottom also decide to be a top and vicea-versa?
If that is true.. not all is lost darlin'... :)
I'm really glad Maxwell is a power bottom. A shear delight for us top guys who like more physically action during sex. Wooof, he is a stud. thanks for sharing. ALways great blog posts. Enjoy ur trip.
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